In Hellfire there is a quest “Shizz Work” to take an animal and when you kill a HellBoar – he will eat the remains afterwards you are to search thru the “leavings” for some keys. Leavings being another word for CRAP!!
At Honor Hold there is a quest “Fei Fei’s Treat” to give some dog named Fei Fei a bone and hope they will lead you to where they buried some item. It is of course a pile of crap…
In Nagrand, the quest “A Rare Bean”
You are ill-equipped to face the restless elements of Nagrand. Before you can help the Earthen Ring, you must help yourself.
To the west you will find dung heaps left behind by the wildlife of Nagrand. You must search the dung for the digested remnants of the Nagrand caracoli. From this bean I am able to make a tablet that will aid you in your battle against the restless forces of nature.
Return to me when you have collected no less than two fists worth of caracoli... Ogre sized fists.
– it reminded me of Kope Luwak Coffee Beans.
Finally Wrath of the Lich King is released and of course we get another crap quest in Grizzly Hills. This one is not a DIG thru it one, but go to the OUTHOUSE and CRAP a ring out your rear-end!!!
I think the names of the quest rewards are appropriate too..
| Rancid Signet | Mildly Tarnished Ring | Fetid Loop |
The sound is quite comical – but it made me wonder what was on these guys minds to have so many quests oriented around crap!!
Asta La Vista!!!
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